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Picked up the package yesterday morning, left it in the car until after lunch (the suspense was killing me!) and then brought it out - WOW!!!
We started off very slowly at the minimum stroke length. As we always do with something new, took it slow. It didn't take too long until she was comfortable with the functioning of the Blue Ball and we were at the full six inches and she was varying the speed - quite a sight. I gave her a hand mirror so she could see what I was enjoying - BLEW HER AWAY - never seen herself getting %$#~ed before (very erotic).
Then, with her head over the edge of the bed, she fulfilled one of her life-long fantasies - all thanks to the Blue Ball (and to you!). This too, took some minor adjustments to position everything properly. Once we got it right - what an experience. I was on one of the receiving ends of this fantasy and enjoyed every slurpy stroke.
Finally, with the help of a hand-held vibrator she came, and came and came and came. (Being an English-minor, “came” is probably grammatically correct, but in the world of sex, would "...she cummed and cummed and cummed..." be appropriate?) She was in ninth heaven - seventh just isn't high enough to explain her feelings.
L'n'J San Jose,CA |
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Ken -
First off, everything arrived in perfect shape and this was a very positive customer experience. Thanks! I'm usually leery of buying site-unseen from the web. I've been let down in the past. I was blown away that you figured out a cheaper way to ship and save me some money. It's nice to see business run with integrity and that really cares about their customers. I will shop with you again.
I did a lot of research on fucking machines before selecting KTM. Early on in the research, I used your buyer's guide as my criteria for selecting a machine.I quickly found out that a lot of machines were crap - cheap motors, cheap stands/frames, cheap paint, and just bad designs. I live in Chicago and found some stores that actually carried some machines, so I was able to actually see and touch some machines. When I did find a comparable model, it was usually twice the price.
I selected the Anaconda. Why? It's built to last and has the most versatility. It's the only machine you'll ever need. It's solid, well built, and easy to reconfigure. You name a position you want to try, this machine can easily accommodate. Well worth the money.
So. I didn't really know what to expect. This was my (um.our) first machine. Was it going to be just a novelty? Is the fun going to be worth the money? OK, it's here, now what? My partner (I'm male, she's female) and I experimented with some basic positions to get the feel. Damn! Talk about a "feel". I took it for a ride too. It was better than expected.
What I didn't realize was the opportunities this has opened up for the two of us! This machine is not just for solo events. As a couple, you can get very creative and experimental. Last night before bed, we were making a list of things we want to try. The possibilities are endless.This weekend is going to be a blast.
People, if you're looking for a fucking machine, go with Ken. There's nothing like 'em. You won't be sorry. Also, use Ken's Fucking Machine buying guide when shopping. Like me, I think you'll find that there is no comparison. You'll get the best "bang for your buck".
Thanks,
Chris in Chicago |
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I purchased the Versa Cock for my wife and I just got to say what a fantastic machine this is.
May I thank you for providing the product, service, help and advice that has opened a whole new chapter in our sex life.
We use the sex machine once a week on average and it satisfies her every time. It gives me the greatest of pleasure watching the expressions on her face and listening to the ecstasy when she cums time after time after time.
I usually get a fantastic blow job while the cock pounds her from behind, but sometimes we have great sex after the fucking machine session.
I have shot many videos of my wife using her machine and we both love to watch the replays of the fantastic times that she has.
It would be great if buyers of these fantastic Fucking Machines could upload their videos of them in use and share the experiences with your customers, old and new. I am sure that it would increase your business and bring enjoyment to all who watch them.
Thanks again Ken.
B&P England, UK
Very Satisfied
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Hi Ken,
I will first like to start off by saying, "Thank-You". You were a deciding factor in helping us choose the machine that was right for us. It is almost quite difficult to describe in words how Amazing the "Robo Cock" machine is. It is so smooth and fairly quiet that it makes for a very enjoyable session. I can honestly say that this has been one of our most exciting, memorable purchases in a long time. Every fantasy and want can now become a reality. Having a toy like Robo, has given me the freedom to try things like DP, and every 3some situation we can think of. We are Extremely satisfied and will definitely enjoy this product for years to cum :) If anyone wants a true unbiased opinion, or details on how good and easy this machine is to operate, they are welcome to email me direct at samtran4u@hotmail.com (email published at customers request)
Regards
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Ken,
I would like to thank you for speaking to me on the phone. In past experiences of ordering on-line with other companies and having questions I've never been able to speak to a person. You answered all my questions and were most helpful. As you know I placed an order for the "Hide-A-Cock". We received our order in a very timely manner. Thank you!
My wife has never used a machine like this before and was a bit apprehensive. Let me tell you, once she felt comfortable with it.... (Which by the way didn't take very long at all), she really got it going and what an experience it was. She used the Hide-A-Cock again on Sunday night! Awesome machine, We recommend the "Hide-A-Cock" to any one looking to heighten their sexual pleasure!
Sincerely,
JS & MS
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You call it Blue Balls, I call it Big Balls! Wow the machine packs quite a punch!! Thanks for the super fast shipping and the great price. I was worried it would be complicated to use, it was so simple even a mechanically challenged country girl like myself had it going in seconds.
Thank you Ken :)
Jeana, TX |
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Thank you for making my Fucking Machine purchase so pleasurable. I did not know what to expect when I called. Your some what humorous, very honest and direct approach to helping me choose the right machine was spectacular! I expected to have a salesmen on the other end of the phone instead you talked me out of spending hundreds more:) The Hide-a-Cock is great thank you sooooo much.
By the way... Are you available?
Trenton,
San Diego CA |
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Great machine, great service, great price! You should win the Nobel prize!! The Hide-a-Cock is amazing, I was very skeptical with the price being so affordable but the machine simply blew my mind. My partner was a bit nervous the first time, but that lasted only a few minutes! Why do you sell any of the other machines?
Joshua, California |
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I'm in love for the first time in my life!
I have never been fucked so well as with the Robo Cock! Thrust so hard and deep made me scream with pleasure! Awesome machine, gang bang in a box.
Thank you Ken, job well done.
D, CA |
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Ken,
The Versa Cock is exactly what we were looking for!!! It fits in the closet perfectly, it's strong enough even when I tried the Stryker, and it is a cinch to use. We have been contemplating what machine to buy for over three months and finally decided to just get it already. I wish we would have made the decision sooner :)
Thank you!
Penny, OH |
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I Received the Robo Cock several days after ordering. The prices you offer are lower than the
others have looked at. The customer service you provided was very professional and addressed every question and concern. I Read the instructions of care for the Robo Cock
and the accessories I bought and was ready to go. The power as you said was strong enough for an ass pounding. If you like is slow and relaxing or fast and hard, this is your
machine.
Thanks again, Ken, for answering every e-mail or phone call. You answered with confidence
and concern which made me feel very much at ease. The quality and craftsmanship of the
Robo Cock is A-1.
Looking forward to making additional purchases and checking your web-site for new items.
Phillip-OK |
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Thank you very much for your help in choosing the right machine. The Versa Cock is everything you said it would be and more. My girlfriend and I have never had such erotic, passionate sex! We have experimented with strap ons and other manual toys, but the sex machine is simply unbelievable.
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU HELP!
Lisa, Houston |
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I wanted to share my experience of discovering your site and then finally getting to try out one of your products. My experience is probably a lot like many of your clients who have been searching for a machine for a while. For years I had been looking for a person or company who built and sold a quality designed sex machine. I had been looking for almost ten years to find the right one. A few years back in desperation after having no luck buying a machine I actually tried my hand at building a couple machines on my own that, honestly, were probably more dangerous than functional! Also, they had no speed or stroke length control making them almost impossible to use with any enjoyment. In the end they were more of a conversation piece than a functional device. So sadly I disassembled them and went back to what seemed like an increasingly hopeless search for a top quality machine.
Then one day Google finally found what seemed to be exactly what I was looking for! That was my first visit to the Kenstwistedmind.com web site. Ken, I will say that when I first Googled my way to your site it all just seemed too good to be true. "Could this be real?", I asked myself. Or is this all some guy's "twisted" sense of humor? As I investigated the site more thoroughly I found out that this was no joke. It looked like these guys have finally offered what I've been looking to buy for years!
I tried not to let my excitement over what I'd found influence my sense of judgment. I thought to myself, how well could these machines work? Would it be made with quality parts and materials or would it be the usual piece of junk that everyone else tries to pass off as a "quality" device. Then knowing that a machine like this would most likely be hand built, I wondered, what would the quality of workmanship be like? Would it just be a bunch of parts slapped together? This is kind of what I expected and feared knowing that old saying which is quite true, "they don't make 'em like they used to". Not many people seem to have much personal pride in their workmanship these days. My final concern was whether or not I could trust some total strangers on the Internet with what, for me, was a pretty large sum of money.
I checked out the site in more detail. I couldn't believe that you actually offered not one but several different models of machines designed for each person's particular needs and lifestyles. There were several very affordable machines and then some fancier models that would make the ultimate gift for the "person who has everything"! I bet they don't have one of these! <ha ha!> So I was getting more excited by the minute as I dug into the details of your literature and finally decided that the "Robo Cock" was the right one for me.
I was pleased that it arrived at my home quite promptly and discreetly packaged. The first thing I noticed after removing it from the box was how incredibly professional it looked! The attention to detail was simply unbelievable! Everything from the remote control to the carpet installation was made with such fine precision that it was a truly beautiful piece of equipment (and arguably a work of mechanical art!). Also, it seemed that as much time was spent making the inside look just as nice as the outside.
An important note: Although very professional looking the unit was clearly designed so as not to attract any attention to itself. I like the fact that there is no writing of any kind on the unit. It's just a fuzzy gray box with a handle. I just put it in my closet and no one even knows it's there- or what it is. I also love the fact that the lid to the Robo Cock is held in place by eight screws! If some nosy friend or neighbor wants to sneak a peak inside the unit to see what's in there they'd better bring a big screwdriver with them! Ken, you've thought of everything!
I'm also extremely impressed by the straight forward design of the machine. One look at the inside told me that this was thought out very carefully. I could tell that Ken designed this thing to require a minimum of user maintenance and upkeep. After all, you don't want to have to deal with a bunch of technical issues while you're using it. I'm very happy to report that my Robo Cock has performed perfectly and was very easy to learn how to use from the very first time. The different attachments are really cool plus the Allen set screws mean that I can change the attachments in literally just a few seconds without "losing the mood" by having to fumble around with a lot of complicated parts. Everything about my Robo Cock is very "user friendly" so you don't have to waste a bunch of time adjusting things while you are using it. To quote that guy on TV, "just set it and forget it!" <ha ha!> Even adjusting the stroke length is fairly easy to do. There is only one problem I've found with the machine so far: Thanks to Robo Cock, I don't ever want to leave the house anymore! <ha ha!>
Well, to wrap up my fan mail, Ken let me just say, "you totally rock!" Someone should give you a medal or something for raising the bar on quality in the world of sex novelty toys!
Thanks!
JL- Los Angeles |
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Hi,
Just thought I'd let you know my machine arrived today as predicted.
Thanks very much for such a smooth transaction and a great product. Looking
forward to many hours of use from the Robo Cock.
Regards,
Nick, UK |
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Dear Ken,
Just a short note to say thanks for the speedy delivery of my "Monster Cock and attachments". My wife was a bit dubious of trying it at first. However since the first time we haven't looked back. She loves it. The machine is more rugged and quieter than expected, which was a nice surprise. Keep up the inventing and hopefully I will be ordering some more attachments soon.
Marks out of ten....its' got to be a BIG 10.
T.H. United Kingdom |
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I took delivery of "Hide-a-cock" with numerous attachments today (thanks for a speedy service, by the way). I just wanted to email you and say "WOW"!!! I am truly impressed. This machine is amazing. It is very sturdily built. The motor is powerful, speed perfectly variable from slow and easy to what really amounts to quite a pounding. And the variable stroke length is ideal. I LOVE IT! And the toolbox makes an ideal solution to both storage and mounting.
All I can say is "thank you"!
Alex, United Kingdom |
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Ken,
We heard about you on Playboy's Night calls and did not think this was real. We went to your website and ordered a sex machine the same night. WOW! Julie and tiffany were right about the machine, this is the best sex toy I have ever owned. I will be buying a larger dildo soon!
Thank you very much for the great service and a great mind!
Beth, MN |
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Jeezus dude...I've had my machine for a couple of months now, and I've been meaning to write to you since I've received it, but who can turn the damn machine off for long enough to fire off an email??? Before buying the machine, I did a lot of research, so I basically knew what to expect and decided that it was probably worth the investment. Well, after the very first session, I discovered that my high expectations were set WAY to low! This machine has surpassed my wildest expectations. If any of your customers are in doubt as to worth of your machines, let me just say this...skimp on groceries, sell plasma, or just beg on the street. Do whatever it takes to come up with the cash to buy one of these babies. It will be the best investment you have ever made!
You are a GOD man! If there is such a thing as karma, you have earned several lifetimes of happiness for all the joy you have brought to others!"
A VERY satisfied "Hide-A-Cock" owner...
Stephen
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Words fail me, Ken. That Hide-a-cock of yours is a marvel. It handles the biggest toys I have and lays out quite a pounding (that figure of 100 rpm for a top speed is a modest estimate, mine seems to run a bit above that, quite to our delight!!). Thanks for your twisted mind and a great fucking machine.
TD, Illinois |
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Ken
,There are no words that can explain the intense "fuck," the little "tank" as you call 'em, can deliver without hesitation. The simplicity, but oh-so-fucktional machine is well, beyond words. Its just one of those things in life that you cannot explain, you just gotta experience it. Kinda like watching a NHRA top-fuel car race at 325 mph on television, then going to see the real thing. Ain't no comparison. And beyond the sale is customer support that is so genuine, but all business. Just like a real Cajun!!!! All
play, but play hard and get it done right the first time because so there is always room for more playin'. Sorry Ken, but anything south of I-10 in Louisiana is Cajun.........aaaaaaaaahhhhhhyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. And that is just one of the many sounds that the little machine will cause to.........well, you know the rest. The best product, and yes it is the lowest priced machine I have found by far, but that is where the going gets "Strokin'" as Clarence Carter puts it oh so well............ World class support and help any time and even better, this guy is for real. Further customization after the sale as well as some of the best prices on accessories in the whole damn world make anyone's purchase from that little twisted mind a real value. I would bet my car on the versatility and reliability of the Hide-a-Cock. It's that well built. Quality parts, quality machine work, and lowest prices in the solar system. And I don't drive a piece of junk either. My current car of the German origin is just as tough and costs, well.......way too damn much. But I am that so confident in
Kens product to say that if the low price scares you away, don't be fooled just because most every other machine is well over $1000. I would wager my car on the versatility, reliability, and satisfaction that the unit has brought to the local "area." No kiddin' . If you want the "Ultimate Fuck Machine," get it from Kenstwistedmind.com. A purchase anywhere else is just freakin' nuts. I looked at these machines for a long time, then by accident, I linked over to KensTwistedmind.com and couldn't believe what I was seeing. And yes, at first I was a bit weary. So I asked way too many questions, all of which were answered without hesitation. And being of the mechanical background myself, he said all the right things without hesitation. The confidence he displays when discussing the engineering and quality parts used in the manufacturing process is "IN YOUR FACE", who's your daddy, kind of confidence. Unbelievable. Just DO IT, order today! You will be wondering why you hadn't had this contraption years ago. Where were you Ken, oh 20 years ago? Were there fuck machines of this quality 20 years ago? These parts he is using were not in existence then. Gear reduction continuous duty motors, speed control knob with oh-so-mild to wild sensitivity. And multiple stroke adjustments, say not enough length, set the stroke for the full capacity and it still does not mind the non-stop abuse. I could go on and on....Just get one."
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Ken
Just wanted you to know that we got our package on time without incident. We made use of our purchase the first night and have already enjoyed it many times since. We have spent thousands over the years on miscellaneous sex toys and this is absolutely the best purchase we have ever made. We look forward to years of fun and you can definitely count on us to be repeat customers.
Thanks a million for the toy.
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I was looking back at some old mail and I don't think I thanked you. I bought the Hide a cock and it is still wonderful. I bought that double dildo from you and it is my favorite. I have had so many multiple orgasms I cant count them. The only problem is .....I am hornier now than I was before I bought it. I sometimes loose track of time and before I know it two hours have gone by. My hub does not know about it but he has reaped some benefits. My back door, shall I say, is open to him any time he wants, and I have long multiple orgasms with him and the machine. Thank You Thank You Thank You
Deb, USA |
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Just to let you know the Hide-a-Cock arrived safe and sound on new years eve. I cannot believe it only took two days to arrive at my door. What a night we had and have had ever since, hence the delay with this email! The machine is so smooth running quiet and the Doc Johnson dongs are so realistic it just can't fail to satisfy, my wife loves it. It takes over when I can't carry on any longer and has 100% success rate. She loves its rhythm, and what a turn on to see her getting total satisfaction guaranteed every time its used. every couple should have one.
Very Kind Regards
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Charla is getting comfortable with and really likes the Robo Cock machine, and is increasing the speed every time she uses it. This morning has been the best so far, she really cranked it up and saw what it could do. I had to change the stroke for her from 7" to 5" after the first couple of times, and it was very easy to do. She went from one orgasm at a time before the machine to multiples, and knows now the door is wide open for more.
Below is the tally so far:
Times Used Orgasms Dildo
1 2 8" UR3
1 2 8" UR3
1 2 8" UR3
1 3 John Holmes
1 3 8" UR3
Thanks for such a very well made and beneficial product. Also, the self piercing adapter you sent for the John Holmes worked real well.
Thanks,
Raymond
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Hi Ken,
Well the toy is now here and I've been having some fun, for sure! My first impression can be summed up in three words:
Oh...
My...
God!
After I get past six or eight orgasms I really lose count and this thing got me there faster than I've ever been before! When I went back for round two, after a while I thought maybe I was done for the night and turned it off. Just then I had wave after wave of orgasm as I was just lying there....never experienced that in my life! Wow! Aftershocks!!
You might call it "One-der Woman".
I call it "Who needs a man?" LOL!
I guess you could say I'm very pleased! You have been a pleasure to do business with and I really appreciate the personalized attention you give. I certainly would recommend your products to anyone.
Deborah, PA |
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Dear Ken,
We received our machine on Friday last.
It didn't take very long for me to set it up, and as you advised, play with it for a time to get the feel of it.
So, last night, Saturday, we tried it out for the first time.
Wow!
Within just a few minutes, and I mean just 2 or 3, Lin had her first orgasm, and after cranking up the speed to suit, about 120rpm I reckon, she went from one orgasm to another, and another.
She found the stroke very smooth, and although I had changed the depth of thrust to a 4 inch one, without any practice on her part, she agrees that this is just a great machine, one which we will use for years.
Yours,
John and Lin, UK |
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I purchased the Monster Cock from KTM. It's easily the best investment I've made in some time. A little awkward at first, it soon became easy for me to find the right angle, stroke length, and speed. It works VERY well, bringing me to orgasm with seemingly little effort on it's part. The machine is just that - a machine! It doesn't quit just when you're on the verge of orgasm, and it doesn't get a headache! It keeps going and going. If you're into getting it, this is an EXCELLENT product. Once you find your comfort zone and get into it, this thing just goes on and on. Sometimes you may not want to just have the session done with. I've personally used my machine for a few hours at a pop, then had some of my most intense orgasms ever! It's a durable machine. I have a partner and he's not ALWAYS interested. When he's not, it's no big deal. For anal play, the machine works VERY well. There's plenty of speed and pressure, and it's a great way for me to be greedy when I want to. If you pay for the machine, you should also pay for the Doc Johnson 8" original dildo attachment or similar. The accessories attach quickly and stay on. If you like to receive, this is poundingly delightful! Before I had it, I don't know how I got by without my machine.
Thanks,
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This thing is freakin' GREAT! My wife came so much, she pissed on herself!! You rock!!
Don, East Coast |
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I cannot stop using the machine, It feels like nothing I have ever experienced.
Kisses
Dawn, MI |
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Ken,
Everything just as promised! We love the machine and plan to use it often.
Evin, Switzerland |
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