Make Your Own Fucking Machine

Design your own Fucking Machine

Become a Kengineer! Here is your chance to create a one of a kind fucking machine that meets your exact needs. We have taken the foundation of our very popular Blue Balls Fucking Machine and allow you to tweak it to suit your wants, fantasies and desires. You choose the color, the motor, the speed and much more.......

Lets get started!

Machine Frame Color:

After we complete the welding process of your new machine the bare metal is taken thru a 3 step process.  We first sandblast the machine frame until it is spotlessly clean.  Next, the color of your choice is applied to the metal parts in powder form electronically.  The covered parts are then placed in an oven for curing.  During the curing process the powder turns into a liquid form coating the entire piece of metal perfectly as if it were dipped.  The end result is a near perfect finish up to 10 times more durable than paint and as smooth as glass. You can choose from 7 different colors from standard gloss black to metallic.

• Gloss Black
• Blue
• Red
• Yellow
• Metallic Purple
• Silver Hammertone
• Pale Pink 

Stand Color:

Here's a chance to create that one of a kind fucking machine.  You can have the stand the same color as the machine frame or choose to spice things up a bit.  Be creative, your building the machine the way you want!

Stand Height:

Choose the height of your stand depending on user height or intended use.  If you favorite banging bench is a bit taller than 12 inches than choose the size stand you need.  The usable height of the dildo is + 2". 

Example: The 12" stand will pentrate at 14" maximum.

   Available Sizes:

• 10"  This stand is one part ridgid weld in all 4 corners  (Standard Option)
• 12"  This stand is one part ridgid welds in all 4 corners  (+ $15 additional charge)   
• 14"  This stand is one part ridgid welds in all 4 corners (+ $25 additional charge)
• 18"  This stand is one part ridgid welds in all 4 corners (+ $65 additional charge)
• 18"  This stand is 2 parts for easy storage (+ $65 additional charge)

Motor Size:

Choose the motor that is right for the dildo size you plan to use.

• 1/30th HP   140 Strokes a minute and 14 Inch lbs of torque.  (Standard Option)
• 1/20th HP   150 Strokes a minute and 20 Inch lbs of torque.  (+ $130 additional charge)
• 1/17th HP   207 Strokes a minute and 30 Inch lbs of torque. (+ $160 additional charge)

Stroke Length:

• OPTION B    Infinite adjustment rectangular balanced flywheel fits all motors (NO additional charge)
• OPTION C    Infinite 1.5" - 6" round flywheel fits 1/20 & 1/17 HP ONLY  (+ $100 additional charge)

Extension Length:

This is the length of the vac-u-lock adapter rod.  Choose the length that is right for you.

• 10"
• 14"
• 16"
• 20"

Dildo System:

Choose the dildo system that is right for you. We recomend the vac-u-lock dildos for ease of use but if you have a large collection of favorites the universal dildo holder will allow you to use them.

Dildo System Color:

Details............. If you are the "picky" type we give you the option to powder coat the vac-u-lock adapter and the universal dildo holder.  This not only adds a great look but makes the parts easier to clean.

Power Cord:

This is a simple decision. How long of a cord do you need?

Electrical Requirement:

Choose your countires requirement. As always there is no additional charge for our international customer requiring 220/240 volts.

Lead Time:

Your Fucking Machine is hand made by skilled craftsmen.  Please allow 15-20 business days for your creation to be fabricated.  We no longer offer Yesterday Air but if you are in a rush we offer a 7 day turn around for an additional fee.

How much does is Cost?

Use the drop down menus and select the options that best suit your needs.  Click "add to cart" then click "View Cart" at the top of the page to see the total with all you selections.